i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
should my penis look like a turkey
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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