woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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