so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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