It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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