Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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