I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
How does one acquire holy water?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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