Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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