Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
50% drunk capacity currently
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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