I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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