I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish i was in the wii world.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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