Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
