Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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