Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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