he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
God, I missed his penis.
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