When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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