are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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