thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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