Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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