So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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