After last night, I could never be a politician.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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