I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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