do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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