hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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