All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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