She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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