So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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