so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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