What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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