Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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