finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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