Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
