She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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