I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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