It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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