I must be too annoying 4 u.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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