it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
love makes seman taste better
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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