on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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