I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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