Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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