You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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