Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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