she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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