Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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