do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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