that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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