hotel room ftw
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Randomize
