you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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