I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I had to cum in my sink.
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