They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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