I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Mom said you looked used
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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